lucy: daddy, why does the snow flake?
sam: because snow - because snow flakes.
lucy: daddy, what is mustard made of?
sam: because it's yellow ketchup.
lucy: daddy, why are men bald?
sam: sometimes they're bald because their head is shiny... and they don't have hair on it. so their head is just more of their face.
lucy: daddy, are ladybugs only girls... or are there boys, too? and if there are, what are they called?
sam: yeah, the beatles.
